The year is 2013 and we have the 57th sandbox crime game this year, the immense GTA 5 or GTA V if your a Roman... whatever.
Like all the other sandbox gangster games this game features strip clubs... or as I have come to call them...
'HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING!?'
Rockstar have been making interactive murder n' drive games for a while now and strippers have featured since 'GTA: Flinstones City' or somethin'... you'd think by now they would have perfected digital strippers....
2. The 'N word'!
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I am pretty sure Micheal Bay wrote this thing, as it is about as natural as a minstrel at a KKK kegger.
... I hate Micheal Bay.
3. The soundtrack is awesome
Phil Collins returns!... and a few others...
4. Pedo beards!
First thing my crew got were pedo beards and serial killer glasses... I need a flasher jacket to finish off my holy trinity of sexual predator attire. Our gang motto will be...
'Killing you is just the start of the horrors we shall unleash'
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5. Its a very good game.
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I intend on reviewing it when we have beaten the story mode.
I just watched my wife attend a strip club with Micheal, feel up a stripper and then get laid at her flea pit house.
My wife just did it with a stripper in front of me.